About Jason M.

Oh, just your typical thirty-something guy. I strap sparklers to my face and peruse the farmers market. I boil spaghetti in lime Kool Aid and butter my bread with spackle. When I see something I like, I go for it--I hop on my rusty scooter and crash into the closest brick wall. When I walk into a room, the pressure drops, and so do my jorts. Welcome to my hell.

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